Dec 25th, 2016
We got more bonus material for you to keep you occupied while we take a break to spend time with our loved ones or finish smiting our old enemies to make room for new ones next year.
we even have bonus content IN this bonus content. enjoy!
Merry Christmas to all, and here's Mike's own poem. Let us know if you read this
Twas the night before christmas when all through the club
All the players were playing, while sippin on bub
Kid Rock on the speakers and I in my booth
Getting a table dance free, by my girl, "100 proof"
When all of a sudden there rose such a clatter
I tossed her aside to see what was the matter
Away to the floor we ran like the flash
Tore open our wallets and pulled out our cash!
The size of the breasts on this newly hired ho
Gave rush to the blood of our parts down below
When what to my wondering eyes should appear
But a miniature skirt, and disco ball brazziere
With a smile and a wink, and a wiggle so quick
I knew in an instant I must be her trick
Then came on the eagles, Desperado they played
And all of the other girls joined her on stage!
On Krystaal! On Tiffany! On Amber and Brandi!
On Sherry and Bourbon! On Angel and Candi!
She spoke not a word but went straight to her work
A little flash-dance, seasoned gently with Twerk
And laying a finger inside her G-string
She pulled it aside, what a glorious thing!
She sprang to her pole and the squad gave a whistle
Away the cash flew at her straight like a missile
But the DJ exclaimed as the lights all went dim
we'd go home with blue balls while she goes home with him
Dirty new Year!